“Listen, Ben, there’s something I have to explain”
“I bought some jeans on ebay a couple of weeks ago, and a top, but the seller was on holiday. And then I bought some more things this week. So… when two pairs of jeans, three hoodies, two t-shirts, a pair of shoes a new dress arrive, I just want you to understand that I didn’t buy them all in one go”
I think I may have a bit of a problem with ebay. But it’s cool you know, I can handle it. I can stop any time.